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The One-Line
Philosopher's
Weekly Top 10
by Dave Weinbaum
Wednesday, July 1, 2009

10. If you can’t lengthen
your drive sharpen your
putting.

9. Hear about the senior
pick-up bar? They called it
the “Age Spot.”

8. You can’t butter both
sides of your bread without
help.

7. I hear Face Book is
being renamed Waste Book.

6. You shouldn’t catch a
break if you’re caught
throwing the game.

5. If Obama wants to set
an example, he’ll make
AF1 into a four seat
Cessna.

4. Its okay to be in a rut
as long as you make the
cut.

3. I knew a waitress that
was so loved, that when
they went to bury her they
tipped her.

2. If it weren’t for loud
children and nagging
wives, husbands would
WANT to live longer.

1. Trials of adversity put
you on the trail to victory.

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TV Hits This Fall:
Leave It To Uigher

by Dave Weinbaum
Thursday, June 18, 2009

The fall TV season will soon be
upon us. With the economy in
tatters, our democracy dumped
overnight in favor of Marxism
and our new foreign policy of
kissing up to enemies and
throwing old friends under
busses, people will need a break.

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"The Unofficial Speechwriter of
the President of the United States."

You're Welcome,
Mr. President...

Read the column "TV Hits
This Fall: Leave It to Uigher
(posted Thursday morning,
June 18), then click Obama's
pic to watch his speech at the
Radio and TV Correspondents
dinner in Washington DC (on
Friday night, June 19).
Coincidence? I don't think so.

Pay particular interest at 5:30
and 6:09 on the time index.

Hot Dog
Diplomacy While
the Banned
March On

by Dave Weinbaum
Thursday, June 25, 2009

We’re watching the spectacle of
a once proud institution lie on its
back, paws in the air, panting for
a petting or any sign of approval.

More on ABC later…

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Obama and Hillary
showing
dysfunction in
foreign policy

Is the honeymoon finally over?
Click the pic.

Gibbs On the
Ropes

Chip Reid and Helen Thomas
accuse WH of messing with
the freedom of the press.
HELEN THOMAS??? Whoa!
Click the pic.

Nature is
Incredible

from Randy Vest

Don't try this at home. Click
the pic for the video.

If you laugh, you are going
straight to hell! Click the pic.

Three Italian
Nuns

from Gail Kaplan

King Obama's
Race to a
Socialist
Monarchy

by Dave Weinbaum
Thursday, July 2, 2009

There’s a new book coming out
titled The Coming Insurrection.
Anonymous French anarchists
who authored this tome advocate
the violent destruction of
capitalism.

I can understand the necessity of
force in Europe and Asia , where
they’ve dabbled with socialism
for the better part of the last
century only to realize its failure
and demoralization. Decades ago,
China began edging its way to
capitalism. Germany and
Hungary announced tax cuts in an
attempt to reverse the damage,
paving the way back from the
abyss.

My question is why would
violence be necessary in
America ?

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I don't care who
you are, these
jokes are funny

A couple of Obama jokes
from Pam Siegfried who, like
Sarah Palin, can see Russia
from her porch. Click the pic.

Letter to the Editor:
Urge Senators Bond
and McCaskill to
Vote "No" on Cap
and Trade

from Pamela Grow

Click the pic.

Did Thomas
Jefferson Have
a Crystal Ball

from Dr. John Clemens

IT HAS BEEN said the
greatest volume of sheer
brainpower in one place
occurred when Jefferson
dined alone... HOW DID
JEFFERSON KNOW?
Click the pic for his
prophetic quotes.