HUSBAND SUPER STORE
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where
women could go to choose a husband from among
many men. It was laid out in five floors.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any
floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you
went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to
leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends
went to the shopping center to find some husbands...
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and
love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well,
that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but
I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the
ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are
extremely good looking, love kids and help with the
housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was
another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high
paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help
with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be
awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and
exists only to prove that women are f-cking impossible to
please. The exit is to your left."
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where
women could go to choose a husband from among
many men. It was laid out in five floors.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any
floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you
went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to
leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends
went to the shopping center to find some husbands...
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and
love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well,
that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but
I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the
ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are
extremely good looking, love kids and help with the
housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was
another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high
paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help
with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be
awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and
exists only to prove that women are f-cking impossible to
please. The exit is to your left."