A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled
in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding
the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards
his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside
his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business
trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the
Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston ."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he
had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a
meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his
composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at
this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. " I use information that I have
learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that
African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men,
when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely
to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of
Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that
the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern
Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed.
"I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this
with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call
me Bubba."
in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding
the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards
his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside
his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business
trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the
Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston ."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he
had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a
meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his
composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at
this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. " I use information that I have
learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that
African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men,
when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely
to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of
Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that
the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern
Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed.
"I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this
with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call
me Bubba."
