| Move over Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom. Ulla, put on a Burkha. There’s a new partnership in the world of entertainment. They’re known as bin Laden and Zawahiri, and they’re here to convert or kill you. Sometimes they send suicide murderers first and ask for switchers later. For those of you in Branson; The Producers is a musical comedy written by Mel Brooks. It opened as a movie in 1968 and went for a long run on Broadway. In 2005 it was once again redone as a movie. The story is about a post WW2 producer, Max, who had so many flops he was about to flip. Then he teamed with “unhappy” public accountant, Leo Bloom. Leo dreamed of being a Broadway producer. It was Bloom that came up with a scheme to raise $2,000,000 and put on a show so bad that it would close opening night. That way Max and Leo could keep a million each. Max raised the cash by sch@? #@&*g every rich widow in “Little Old Lady Land.” The play they found was Springtime for Hitler written by a Nazi nut. It was a surefire bomb. To the boys’ utter amazement and incarceration, the show became a huge comedy hit. How pure do you have to be to be considered Extra Virgin? You won’t see bin Laden or Zawahiri on Broadway any time soon. After a few punier attempts; they opened on the world stage a few miles to the south of the Great White Way . The curtain rose as two passenger laden jets, piloted by Muslim suicide murderers, rammed into and mostly through the WTC buildings on 9/11/01. The second act found another Muslim piloted passenger plane plummeting into the Pentagon. The third plane was brought down by the passengers in the fields of Pennsylvania , before it reached its’ DC target. This play has been in the works since the 7th century and there is no end in sight. Hostages were taken in the 18th century on the Barbary Coast . Now Somali pirates hijack ships of infidels and cargo and hold them for ransom like you or I would shop at Wal-Mart. The tragedy goes on. Mumbai was the latest road show of the roving minstrels of Islamic conversion attacks. It’s not just other religions that are the foils of these wannabes; it’s Muslims that may not be Shia or Sunni enough. They and their families are targets as well. Beware the man whose own dog bites him Critics are emanating from unlikely sources. While the leftist Media is mostly cordial to the mass murderers, they have always treated President Bush beneath contempt. More and more Muslims are rebelling at the smear their religion is taking from the fanatic producer team of bin Laden and Zawahiri.
However, there are too many Muslims that approve targeting Jews, Christians, Americans and British civilians. There isn’t a consensus to rid themselves of the weeds that control their faith. Just to show it isn’t all about mass murder, Zawahiri was quoted as welcoming all into the nurturing folds of Islam after the attacks in Mumbai. Gee, where does the line form? Sorry boys. performing “If you got it flaunt it.” in a Burkha ain’t doing it for me. Dave Weinbaum is a regular contributor of one-liners and commentaries to many regional and national publications and Web sites, including the Reader's Digest, National Enquirer, Forbes, and is a regular pundit for the prestigious Jewish World Review (www.jewishworldreview.com). Readers can reach Dave at dwquote@prodigy.net. or his website, www.daveweinbaum.com. Printer Friendly / Read Comments |
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