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Posted Thursday, January 31, 2008
by Dave Weinbaum
If you’ve been to court enough, as I have, you’ve sometimes heard
the opposing lawyer object to a line of questioning because of
attorney client privilege. On occasion that license is violated,
revoked through your own attorney’s examination.
The Clintons have not only opened the door for Obama to attack
them, they’ve blasted the floodgates. Their double-teaming steam-
rolling tactics have been judged by fellow democratic constituents
and elected officials as Barrack’s ticket to play by the same rules.
But the Clinton bullies aren’t used to being treated as they treat
others. They seem to have forgotten that what was good for the
elephants doesn’t bode well for fellow donkeys.
The best cure for an old grudge is a bad memory
In a magnanimous swing of events in what’s descended into a
Clinton injected racist and sexist election, Senator Obama has
decided to take the high road. Copying a pledge from the Clintons
and their peons, Barrack has issued the following statement of
subjects he will not be raising about the Clintons…until he feels
the American people need another refresher. Below is his
proclamation:
I, Barrack Obama, have determined that history record I ran a
good and fair campaign. I want the voters and my adversaries on
the other side of the gender and racial Klan to know I have been
just.
Since my opponents for the presidency, Bill and Hillary have
raised issues over and over and over again regarding my past
that they claim they will not hoist again, I feel I must reciprocate.
I will not be mentioning that Clinton friends like David Geffen
remarked how proficient Bill and Hillary are as liars. Nor will I talk
about Bill staining Monica’s dress while having “sex” with her in
the White House.
I will not converse about the relationship Bill and Hillary had with
their own Attorney General, Janet Reno, and FBI head Louie
Freeh. It should not be repeated that those two spent most of the
Clinton Administration investigating their boss, his wife, and their
friends. Please forget that Reno’s appointee, Special Prosecutor
Ken Starr, brought up enough evidence to impeach Bill. Seems
appropriate to disregard that their time, effort and money might
have been better used to find and eliminate terrorists.
I won’t follow the Clintons and invoke race as an issue, even
though one of Bill’s early mentors was noted segregationist,
Senator J. William Fulbright.
Please forget the many fundraising legality questions and
conflicts of interest both Clintons have. They’ve raised millions
from the Chinese, Saudis, Dubais, and Kazakhstanis, and Clinton
acknowledged slumlord, the indicted Tony Rezko.
Of course it wouldn’t be prudent to mention the scandals of the
Clintons: Travelgate, Whitewater, Filegate, the Lincoln Bedroom
fire sale, all the women that have alleged threats and harassment
via the Clintons, including Gennifer Flowers, Juanita Broaddrick,
Kathleen Willey, and Elizabeth Ward Gracen.
And please let’s not reiterate Paula Jones’s sexual harassment
suit against Bill!
Vince Foster’s suicide and office file cleanout, the excuse of polls
to avoid killing bin Laden, Hillary’s health care debacle, Kathleen
Willey’s assertion of sexual attack by Bill in the White House, and
Hillary’s inexplicable mastery of cattle futures should all fade from
your memories.
I ask the electorate to forget that Bill and Hillary lied to the
American people to cover their own rear ends, and had their vice
president and cabinet fib for them as well. Please take no notice
that Bill and Hillary lost the congress to the Republicans, and later
Bill forfeited his law license when he admitted lying to a federal
grand jury.
Please put behind you the Clinton criminal pardons, so many that
I’ve linked them: http://www.usdoj.gov/opa/pardonchartlst.htm
Finally, remember to forget everything I’ve talked about here
today. Just in case you even think of recalling, I’ll republish this
several times a week in the media and on my website.
Thanks in advance for your absentmindedness.
Barrack
Dave Weinbaum is a regular contributor of one-liners and
commentaries to many regional and national publications and
Web sites, including the Reader's Digest, National Enquirer,
Forbes, and is a regular pundit for the prestigious www.
jewishworldreview.com . Readers can reach Dave at
dwquote@prodigy.net.
by Dave Weinbaum
If you’ve been to court enough, as I have, you’ve sometimes heard
the opposing lawyer object to a line of questioning because of
attorney client privilege. On occasion that license is violated,
revoked through your own attorney’s examination.
The Clintons have not only opened the door for Obama to attack
them, they’ve blasted the floodgates. Their double-teaming steam-
rolling tactics have been judged by fellow democratic constituents
and elected officials as Barrack’s ticket to play by the same rules.
But the Clinton bullies aren’t used to being treated as they treat
others. They seem to have forgotten that what was good for the
elephants doesn’t bode well for fellow donkeys.
The best cure for an old grudge is a bad memory
In a magnanimous swing of events in what’s descended into a
Clinton injected racist and sexist election, Senator Obama has
decided to take the high road. Copying a pledge from the Clintons
and their peons, Barrack has issued the following statement of
subjects he will not be raising about the Clintons…until he feels
the American people need another refresher. Below is his
proclamation:
I, Barrack Obama, have determined that history record I ran a
good and fair campaign. I want the voters and my adversaries on
the other side of the gender and racial Klan to know I have been
just.
Since my opponents for the presidency, Bill and Hillary have
raised issues over and over and over again regarding my past
that they claim they will not hoist again, I feel I must reciprocate.
I will not be mentioning that Clinton friends like David Geffen
remarked how proficient Bill and Hillary are as liars. Nor will I talk
about Bill staining Monica’s dress while having “sex” with her in
the White House.
I will not converse about the relationship Bill and Hillary had with
their own Attorney General, Janet Reno, and FBI head Louie
Freeh. It should not be repeated that those two spent most of the
Clinton Administration investigating their boss, his wife, and their
friends. Please forget that Reno’s appointee, Special Prosecutor
Ken Starr, brought up enough evidence to impeach Bill. Seems
appropriate to disregard that their time, effort and money might
have been better used to find and eliminate terrorists.
I won’t follow the Clintons and invoke race as an issue, even
though one of Bill’s early mentors was noted segregationist,
Senator J. William Fulbright.
Please forget the many fundraising legality questions and
conflicts of interest both Clintons have. They’ve raised millions
from the Chinese, Saudis, Dubais, and Kazakhstanis, and Clinton
acknowledged slumlord, the indicted Tony Rezko.
Of course it wouldn’t be prudent to mention the scandals of the
Clintons: Travelgate, Whitewater, Filegate, the Lincoln Bedroom
fire sale, all the women that have alleged threats and harassment
via the Clintons, including Gennifer Flowers, Juanita Broaddrick,
Kathleen Willey, and Elizabeth Ward Gracen.
And please let’s not reiterate Paula Jones’s sexual harassment
suit against Bill!
Vince Foster’s suicide and office file cleanout, the excuse of polls
to avoid killing bin Laden, Hillary’s health care debacle, Kathleen
Willey’s assertion of sexual attack by Bill in the White House, and
Hillary’s inexplicable mastery of cattle futures should all fade from
your memories.
I ask the electorate to forget that Bill and Hillary lied to the
American people to cover their own rear ends, and had their vice
president and cabinet fib for them as well. Please take no notice
that Bill and Hillary lost the congress to the Republicans, and later
Bill forfeited his law license when he admitted lying to a federal
grand jury.
Please put behind you the Clinton criminal pardons, so many that
I’ve linked them: http://www.usdoj.gov/opa/pardonchartlst.htm
Finally, remember to forget everything I’ve talked about here
today. Just in case you even think of recalling, I’ll republish this
several times a week in the media and on my website.
Thanks in advance for your absentmindedness.
Barrack
Dave Weinbaum is a regular contributor of one-liners and
commentaries to many regional and national publications and
Web sites, including the Reader's Digest, National Enquirer,
Forbes, and is a regular pundit for the prestigious www.
jewishworldreview.com . Readers can reach Dave at
dwquote@prodigy.net.
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