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by Dave Weinbaum
Posted Thursday, October 16, 2008 3:25 PM
The debates are over. The final days of the election are upon
us, the American voters. According to all on the left and a
growing number of “experts” on the right, Senator McCain and
Governor Palin might as well hock their campaign plane on
eBay.
Then Palin could go back to watching Russia from her front
porch and stop giving heat rashes to all the feminists she’s
irritated by her mere ability to hold a child, breathe, and talk at
the same time. McCain will be free to return to the senate as
a pain in the butt to those in his own party, while reaching
forlornly across the aisle for comfort.
Just when the world is in the palm of
your hands, your nose begins to itch
I’m not so sure. I think Obama has peaked a week too soon,
there being 19 full days left in the campaign and SO much
more to learn about him.
The symbol of McCain/Palin’s comeback is the now famous
Democrat, Joe the Plumber, the most mentioned person in
the last debate. Obama commiserated with Joe while on a
rope line at one of his events. When the anxious plumber
voiced his concern that Barack would raise his taxes, Obama
tried to sooth him with the sobering thought that Joe’s hard
earned cash would be distributed to those of lesser means,
many of whom pay no taxes, have no jobs(unless you
consider stealing votes for Barack a trade) and aren’t looking
for work. Joe’s response in further interviews was that the
Obama answer “infuriated him.” Joe relates to:
Those of us that have figured out that ACORN and their Dem
sponsors in congress caused the failure of Fannie Mae and
Freddy Mac, thus imploding our economy.
Add that to Americans that are fed up watching their voting
rights being stolen out from under their noses. Who’s
responsible? Surprise, surprise…once again that subsidiary
of the Democratic Party and Obama’s favorite “Community
Organizers”…let’s hear it for the felons at ACORN!
The fruition of ACORN’S most recent accomplishment is the
result of its help in the execution of the sub-prime mortgage
mess that is tanking our economy. Banks reluctant to give
120 percent loans to people who were never going to pay
them back found demonstrators in their lobbies and
ACORNers overrunning their offices.
Now they’re overachieving in the voter fraud biz.
ACORN is under investigation in 15 states and counting. Like
the Mafia, they have a lot of buffers. Bosses distance
themselves from the felonies their employees are perpetrating
on the American public. Shockingly they don’t deny fraud is
taking place. They just blame it on some of the hired
help…then accuse the victims of racism.
As to its connections, ACORN is tied at the hip with not only
the Democratic Party, but Barack Obama. Obama recently
gave ACORN over $800,000 from his campaign to go along
with the hundreds of thousands he steered their way through
his William Ayer’s connections.
One needs only to look at the first draft of House Squeaker
Nancy Pelosi’s bailout bill. Twenty percent of profits from that
plan were to go to the Housing Trust Fund…AKA Acorn before
it went back to the taxpayers.
When people realize they don’t need government
to succeed, they’ll stop electing frauds
As I write this, Jennifer Brunner, Democratic Secretary of State
of Ohio, is appealing a ruling that forces her to verify some
200,000 potentially fraudulent voter registrations in her
county.
Legal voters planning to stay home on November 4th are
furious! It was okay for them not to vote until they saw ACORN
thugs taking their right away. Now try and keep ‘em away from
the polls.
Wonder who they’ll vote for.
Dave Weinbaum is a regular contributor of one-liners and
commentaries to many regional and national publications and
Web sites, including the Reader's Digest, National Enquirer,
Forbes, and is a regular pundit for the prestigious www.
jewishworldreview.com . Readers can reach Dave at
dwquote@prodigy.net.
Posted Thursday, October 16, 2008 3:25 PM
The debates are over. The final days of the election are upon
us, the American voters. According to all on the left and a
growing number of “experts” on the right, Senator McCain and
Governor Palin might as well hock their campaign plane on
eBay.
Then Palin could go back to watching Russia from her front
porch and stop giving heat rashes to all the feminists she’s
irritated by her mere ability to hold a child, breathe, and talk at
the same time. McCain will be free to return to the senate as
a pain in the butt to those in his own party, while reaching
forlornly across the aisle for comfort.
Just when the world is in the palm of
your hands, your nose begins to itch
I’m not so sure. I think Obama has peaked a week too soon,
there being 19 full days left in the campaign and SO much
more to learn about him.
The symbol of McCain/Palin’s comeback is the now famous
Democrat, Joe the Plumber, the most mentioned person in
the last debate. Obama commiserated with Joe while on a
rope line at one of his events. When the anxious plumber
voiced his concern that Barack would raise his taxes, Obama
tried to sooth him with the sobering thought that Joe’s hard
earned cash would be distributed to those of lesser means,
many of whom pay no taxes, have no jobs(unless you
consider stealing votes for Barack a trade) and aren’t looking
for work. Joe’s response in further interviews was that the
Obama answer “infuriated him.” Joe relates to:
- Joe Six-packs all over the county
- Small business people
- Citizens that want to live the American dream by
opening a small business and maybe, just maybe
become -- dare I say the word -- rich?
- Independents
- Moderate Dems
Those of us that have figured out that ACORN and their Dem
sponsors in congress caused the failure of Fannie Mae and
Freddy Mac, thus imploding our economy.
Add that to Americans that are fed up watching their voting
rights being stolen out from under their noses. Who’s
responsible? Surprise, surprise…once again that subsidiary
of the Democratic Party and Obama’s favorite “Community
Organizers”…let’s hear it for the felons at ACORN!
The fruition of ACORN’S most recent accomplishment is the
result of its help in the execution of the sub-prime mortgage
mess that is tanking our economy. Banks reluctant to give
120 percent loans to people who were never going to pay
them back found demonstrators in their lobbies and
ACORNers overrunning their offices.
Now they’re overachieving in the voter fraud biz.
ACORN is under investigation in 15 states and counting. Like
the Mafia, they have a lot of buffers. Bosses distance
themselves from the felonies their employees are perpetrating
on the American public. Shockingly they don’t deny fraud is
taking place. They just blame it on some of the hired
help…then accuse the victims of racism.
As to its connections, ACORN is tied at the hip with not only
the Democratic Party, but Barack Obama. Obama recently
gave ACORN over $800,000 from his campaign to go along
with the hundreds of thousands he steered their way through
his William Ayer’s connections.
One needs only to look at the first draft of House Squeaker
Nancy Pelosi’s bailout bill. Twenty percent of profits from that
plan were to go to the Housing Trust Fund…AKA Acorn before
it went back to the taxpayers.
When people realize they don’t need government
to succeed, they’ll stop electing frauds
As I write this, Jennifer Brunner, Democratic Secretary of State
of Ohio, is appealing a ruling that forces her to verify some
200,000 potentially fraudulent voter registrations in her
county.
Legal voters planning to stay home on November 4th are
furious! It was okay for them not to vote until they saw ACORN
thugs taking their right away. Now try and keep ‘em away from
the polls.
Wonder who they’ll vote for.
Dave Weinbaum is a regular contributor of one-liners and
commentaries to many regional and national publications and
Web sites, including the Reader's Digest, National Enquirer,
Forbes, and is a regular pundit for the prestigious www.
jewishworldreview.com . Readers can reach Dave at
dwquote@prodigy.net.
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