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Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
Man Kills Self Before Shooting
Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and
called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took
two or three readings before the editor realized that what
he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction
the next day.
I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash,
Expert Says
No crap, really? Ya think?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down
Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian
Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting
Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,
It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces
Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
New Study of Obesity Looks for
Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame for
Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts
Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery;
Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
Man Kills Self Before Shooting
Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and
called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took
two or three readings before the editor realized that what
he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction
the next day.
I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash,
Expert Says
No crap, really? Ya think?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down
Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian
Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting
Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,
It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces
Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
New Study of Obesity Looks for
Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame for
Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts
Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery;
Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
